Mishka’s Decameron

—by Mishka Zakharin

 

 

…In the dark days of the early Twenty-first Century, a vile heinousness arose to threaten the established order – a plague of goiters had descended upon the town, and terror held the populous in its grip….  And so it came to pass that ten comrades chose to take leave of their thyroidially pox’d home, to travel the countryside, passing the time in the creative endeavor of poetic expression… for each of the ten days they roamed, all would take a turn upon that day’s particular theme, in the end to have voiced a collective cental of poems as they vaunted in a crapulent copiousness of potables….  The Decameron is the superlative collection of Mishka’s poetry:  humor, philosophy, sexuality, wisdom, and everything one could want from a veritable sculptor of words….

 

 

Poetry                         BookSurge

Copyright: 2003                    ISBN 1-59109-696-0

 

 

 

Excerpts—

 

 

Mists of Inspiration

 

The stream of my consciousness

is wide and burbling

and cold in the shadow of the trees,

but warm and sparkling in the noonday sun—

and it is often very shallow

and rocky and heading over a cliff somewhere…

 

at the last, twirling

in swirling vortexes of creativity

through the pooling depths

before the precipice—

 

rolling over the edge

to cascade in glimmering drops

and rivulets of prisms plunging

into a brightening abyss,

to fall upon the rough, course rocks

of society’s righteous indignation

and ignorance and scorn,

 

only to rebound and disperse

once more toward the open sky

in a splaying spray

of the mists of inspiration…

 

—though there are those

who would say

I’m really just all wet….

 

 

 

 

Endocrinological Affections

 

I thought for sure I’d contracted the Plague…

little was my reassurance to discover

it was really only pemphigus…

 

She makes my thyroid gland

swell with enlarged wonder—

at her miraculous beauty,

at her enchanting grace,

at her seductive ambiance…

engorged with thyroxine,

I am helpless but to secrete—

nay, to spew!—

my love all over her,

my very favorite craniate vertebrate…

 

and, still, my goiter bleeds…

 

 

 

Musings – #29

 

I don’t like the smell of things…

 

Epimethial regrets stir

beneath the surface…

but there is no going back,

and no viable solutions

are presented

to clear a path forward….

 

“This is my blood

that I have given up for…

(well, it escapes me just now…)”

 

My hand burns—

and I rub and I rub,

but the blood won’t come off!…

—my fingers become entirely

obscured in flames,

licking hungrily

at my flesh,

seeking to consume

as much of me as they can

before some way is proffered

to cease their progression….

 

The wine has turned to vinegar—

I drink it nonetheless…

for what am I,

if not the bilious brine of

something else that has gone bad?…

 

I await the day

when all shall be forgotten…

(better it had never been known…)

 

 

 

“Manitou”

 

“From the moment I first saw you…”

I know I’ve said those words often—

for effect, for drama, for romance,

for poetic ‘what have you’…

but, literally, the moment we met

I felt a jolt, like electricity,

coursing through me…

from the very first,

I was falling in love with you….

 

A feeling inherently permeated

with the essence of Destiny—

a love ordained from Divine Decree,

mapped by the spinners of Fate

and enacted by the motion

of the stars and planets above;

emotions that swell within,

arising in spite of their contrary nature

to my beliefs of the workings of the Universe…

my world seems turned upside down—

the only thing I know for sure that makes sense

is you….

 

I tried to hide it, to bury it away

where it wouldn’t bother anyone…

—Where it couldn’t destroy me!—

but the wall I have built to contain it

crumbles ever away…

and more of all that I feel for you

comes pouring out,

crashing like ocean waves

all around me—

I might, at any moment,

be swept entirely away…

yet my only fear

is that you will not be there

to hold me safely grounded

within the tempest

of my love for you….

 

 

 

Metaphysical Mêlée

 

I don’t care so much

to be lumped casually in with

those who are labeled “Human”—

I rather prefer to be seen

as something between

a Monkey and a God…

(but that’s just Me…).

 

Rooted too deeply in Reality,

I see the illusion of Life all around—

always just barely out of reach,

never meant for Me…

accessible only to those

who cannot Believe.

 

Within the reputed context,

despite the vagaries of the Dream,

it all makes a certain sense—

yet extrinsically, upon Awakening,

I realize it’s really

not even a Thing at all….

 

 

 

Contents—

 

 

Exordium

 

The First Day – Where Mishka Strays

Where Mishka Strays

August 6, 2000

“Mikhail Ivanovich—Where Are You?! . . .”

June 1, 2000

Incessancy—2

The Nature of Things:  Why I Didn’t Go Into Botany . . .

May 30, 2000

Eccentricities:  My Butt

Ode to Lower Primates

Dental Hygiene

 

The Second Day – Mists of Inspiration

Mists of Inspiration

Haiku

‘Navel’ Maneuvers

winter in shangri-la

“Only Up To The Navel”

Afflatus

Muses

Muses II

Words

tabula rasa

 

The Third Day – My All, My Everything

My All, My Everything

De Pascha Comutus

Quadra-Quata

Quata Two

Quata

Coquettish Ruminations

Michele

The Most Beautiful Girl in the World

Shall I Compare Thee . . .

A Certain Something

 

The Fourth Day – Personal Growth

Personal Growth

The Eve of the Eve of the Eve of St. Valentine’s Day

Endocrinological Affections

Musings - #31

The Glow in Her Eyes . . .

Meshuga Eve

Musings - #35, Revisited

Musings - #35

October 5, 1997 (2)

July 22, 2001

 

The Fifth Day – My Winter Holiday

How I Spent My Winter Holiday

Musings - #30

Rita

#267

My Winter Holiday:  Week Two

Nebraskan Stripper

Musings - #27

Musings - #28

Business Before Pleasure

My Winter Holiday:  Week Three

 

The Sixth Day – Desolation

Desolation

December 29, 1999

November 18, 1999

Umbra

February

Ignis Fatuus

December 18, 2001 (1)

Musings - #29

Musings - #39

Adrift

 

The Seventh Day – Bodaciously Edacious

Bodaciously Edacious

“She of Gentle Morsels”

The Angst-ridden Vagabond

Ode to a Random Woman

Froggies 9:  Puddingish

Fruit Salad

Ode to Chipped Beef

When Love Goes Bad . . .

Que Said-je

 

 

The Eighth Day – Forbidden Love

Our Forbidden Love . . .

“Manitou”

Hebe

the masque of agamemnon

April 18, 2001

By the Light of Day

Artemis

February 14, 2000

October 19, 1999

Q-3

 

The Ninth Day – Soulful Regurgitation

Soulful Regurgitation

The Baobab Tree

Clinging

The Red Herring

Penumbra

The Groggery

Monkey Business

The First Noble Truth

Allegory

Solar Winds

 

The Tenth Day – Metaphysical Melee

Metaphysical Melee

“The Proud Man’s Contumely”

98.6 degrees

January 2, 2000

Life Is

Life

Standing Naked in the Cold of Winter’s Night

Naked

Musings - #18

Musings - #36

 

Terminus

 

 

 

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